What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What do you think about me (Aditya Krishna)?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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Yes sir it is.

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